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the—cellist: I feel like ESYO is going to appreciate my detailed response.
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1-800-biotch: this movie is loosely based on my life.

if i could i’d take a boy out to dinner. then we could go to the park and be all cute together and shit and be like all the happy people of the world.

but that’s not going to happen because nobody around here wants me.

(Source: evannxamazing)

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5023 notes - 05/30/12 at 10:50 pm
  • Friend:Omg, two people told me that they like me.
  • Friend:I don't know what to do.
  • Friend:My life is so hard.
  • Me:
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1352 notes - 05/30/12 at 10:46 pm
  • every tumblr user:despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
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